Pub Basics
Q: What is a pub?
A:
Pub is short
for Public House. The publican opens part of his or her house to the
public - a bit like giving a party in your own home every day! This
is why the publican is often called the host. The home-like
qualities of the British pub are perhaps why tourists often find our
pubs more cosy and welcoming than bars and
cafes in other parts of the world.
Q: How do I know its a pub?
A:
This is not a
silly question. In other parts of the world, cafes and bars often
display the words cafe or bar in a prominent position on the facade
or signage. You will rarely see the word pub anywhere on a British
pub, and our traditional curtains and frosted windows mean you
cannot see much from the outside, so how can the uninitiated
first-time visitor tell that he or she is looking at a pub, rather
than a restaurant,
coffee shop
or night-club? There is one important external feature which can
tell you that it is a pub: the pub-sign. The pub-sign is mounted
about 15 to 25 feet from the ground, either sticking out at
right-angles to the building or swinging in a wooden frame at the
top of a pole outside the building. The sign usually measures about
3 by 4 feet, and displays both the name of the pub and a pictorial
representation of the name. For example, a pub called The White
Horse will have a sign showing the name and a picture of a white
horse. The name of the pub will usually be repeated in large letters
on the front of the building itself.
Getting served
Official rules:
Traditionally pubs 0pened at
11am
(noon
on Sundays). and could not by law serve
drinks
after
11pm
(10.30 on Sundays) - although you are allowed 20 minutes to finish
any drinks already purchased. The law changed in 2006 and now allows
licensed premises to remain open 24hrs/day although very few do so.
So much for the official rules and regulations. The unofficial,
unwritten, unspoken rules of pub etiquette are far more complex -
but just as important.
Rule number one:
There is no waiter service in British pubs. You have to go up to the
bar to buy your drinks, and carry them back to your table.
One of the saddest sights of the British summer (or the funniest,
depending on your sense of humour) is the group of thirsty tourists
sitting at a table in a pub, patiently waiting for someone to come
and take their order. In most cases, a friendly native will put them
out of their misery by explaining rule number one, or they will
figure it out for themselves, but in a busy pub it can be some time
before the correct procedure becomes clear.
Social benefits
Once they are aware of the no-waiter-service rule in British pubs,
most tourists recognise it as an advantage, rather than an
inconvenience. Having to go up to the bar for your drinks ensures
plenty of opportunities for social contact between customers.
In bars and cafes in other parts of the world, waiter service can
isolate people at separate tables, which makes it more difficult to
initiate contact with others. Perhaps many cultures are more
naturally outgoing and sociable than the British, and do not require
any assistance in striking up a conversation with those seated near
them.
The British, however, are a somewhat reserved and inhibited people,
and we need all the help we can get! It is much easier to drift
casually into a spontaneous chat while waiting at the bar than
deliberately to break into the conversation at another table. Like
every other aspect of pub etiquette, the no-waiter-service system is
designed to promote sociability.
This is very good news for tourists who wish to make contact with
the natives. The bar counter in a pub is possibly the only site in
the
British Isles
in which friendly conversation with strangers is considered entirely
appropriate and normal behaviour.
Research findings:
In observation-studies, we timed first-time tourists to find out
exactly how long it would take them to discover the
no-waiter-service rule. The fastest time just under two-and-a-half
minutes was achieved by a sharp-eyed American couple. The slowest -
over 45 minutes - involved a group of six young Italians. This group
did not, however, seem particularly concerned about the apparent
lack of service, being engrossed in a lively debate about football.
Sympathy should go to the French couple who marched out of the pub,
complaining bitterly to each other about the poor service and
British manners in general, after a 24-minute wait.
Note:
In
Britain,
the term bar can mean either the actual counter at which drinks are
served, or any room in the pub which contains one of these counters.
You may come across pubs with rooms marked Public Bar and Lounge Bar
or Saloon Bar. The Public Bar usually has more modest and functional
furnishings, and houses pub-games such as pool and darts, while the
Lounge or Saloon Bar is more luxurious, comfortable and conducive to
quiet conversation. Traditionally, both prices and social classes
were lower in the Public Bar, but these distinctions no longer
apply.
Rule number two:
It is customary for one or two people, not the whole group, to go up
to the bar to buy drinks.
Bar staff are generally very tolerant people, but large packs of
tourists crowding the bar counter can try their patience. It is best
if only one or at the most two members of the group approach the bar
to purchase drinks for the group. Other members of the group should
either stand back from the bar or go and sit down at a table.
Before you can order at all, you must learn the correct bar-counter
etiquette. You will notice that the bar counter of the pub is the
only place in
Britain
in which anything is sold or served without the formation of a
queue. Many visitors have observed that queuing is almost a national
pastime for the British, who will automatically arrange themselves
into an orderly line at bus stops, shop counters, ice-cream stalls,
lifts, entrances, exits - and sometimes in the middle of nowhere for
no apparent reason.
In the pub, by contrast, we gather haphazardly along the bar
counter. This may appear contrary to all native instincts and
customs, until you realise - and this is spooky - that the queue is
still there, and the bar staff are aware of each persons position in
the invisible queue.
Bar staff are remarkably skilled at identifying who is next in the
invisible queue at the counter, but they are not infallible. You
need to attract their attention to make them aware that you are
waiting to be served.
The pantomime
ritual
Rule number three:
To get served, you must attract the attention of the bar staff
without making any noise or resorting to the vulgarity of
too-obvious gesticulation. This is much easier than it sounds!
There are strict rules of etiquette involved in attracting the
attention of bar staff. The ritual procedure is best described as a
sort of subtle pantomime - not the kind of childrens pantomime you
see on stage at Christmas, more like an Ingmar Bergman film in which
the twitch of an eyebrow speaks volumes.
The object is to catch the barmans eye. Eye contact is all that is
necessary to ensure that you have been spotted and will be served in
your turn. The following dos and donts will help you to achieve this
without breaching the unwritten laws of pub etiquette and incurring
the disapproval of the natives.
Dont
ever try to jump the invisible queue. The people who reached the bar
before you will be served before you. Everyone is well aware of his
or her place in the queue, and any obvious attempt to get served out
of turn will be ignored by bar staff and frowned upon by other
customers.
Do
start by trying
to identify the best position at the bar counter. When the bar is
busy, there are two positions which may be favourable for making
eye-contact with bar staff. One is immediately opposite the till, as
bar staff must return there after each sale. Skilled bar staff,
however, are aware of the till-position-manoeuvre and may have
perfected gaze-avoidance techniques to prevent customers who adopt
this strategy from jumping the queue. A more potentially effective
strategy is to position yourself next to a person currently being
served, as bar staff will find it hard to avoid eye-contact with you
when they hand over drinks and take money from your immediate
neighbour.
Dont
call out to the bar staff, tap coins on the counter, snap your
fingers, wave like a drowning swimmer, bang your hand on the
counter, shout "service" or "barman" or wave money about. In fact,
it is best to avoid all speech or obvious gesticulation.
Do
let the bar staff know you are waiting to be served by holding money
or your empty glass in your hand. You may tilt the empty glass,
perhaps even turn it slowly in a circular motion (some say that this
indicates the passing of time). If the wait continues, you may perch
your elbow on the bar, with either money or empty glass in your
raised hand - but never raise your whole arm and wave the notes or
glass around.
Dont
scowl, frown or glare at the bar staff, or make your impatience
obvious by heavy sighing and angry muttering. The bar staff are
doing their best to serve everyone in turn, and rudeness will not
help your cause.
Do
adopt an expectant, hopeful, even slightly anxious facial
expression. If you look too contented and complacent, the bar staff
may assume you are already being served.
Dont
ring the bell. Some pubs have a large bell attached to the wall at
one end of the bar. This is used by the publican or bar staff to
signal last orders and time . If you
ring the bell, customers may interpret this as the last orders
signal, and will all rush to the bar to buy their last drinks making
it even more difficult for you to get served, and incurring the
wrath of the publican!
Do
stay alert and keep your eye on the bar staff at all times. This
will increase your chances of making eye-contact.
Exceptions:
If you hear people calling out "Get a move on!" or "Ive been stood
here since last Thursday!" or "Any chance of a drink sometime this
week?" to the bar staff, do not imitate them. The
only people permitted to make such remarks are established regulars,
and the remarks are made in the context of the special etiquette
governing relations between bar staff and regulars.
When you achieve your goal of making eye contact with the barman, a
quick lift of the eyebrows and upwards jerk of the chin, accompanied
by a hopeful smile, will let him know that you are waiting. In a
busy bar, do not expect a verbal response. Bar staff will respond to
your non-verbal signals with a smile or a nod, a raised finger or
hand, perhaps accompanied by a similar eyebrow-lift. This conveys
that they have seen you waiting and will serve you as soon as
possible.
Natives perform the pantomime instinctively, without being aware
that they are following a rigid etiquette, and without ever
questioning the extraordinary handicaps - no speaking, no waving, no
noise, constant alertness to subtle non-verbal signals, etc. -
imposed by this etiquette.
In fact, the pantomime ritual is much less difficult than it sounds,
and you will soon get used to it. After only a few pub-visits, you
will realise that good bar staff are exceptionally acute readers of
body language, sensitive to very small signals in the posture and
expression of their customers. You will see that there is no need to
shout and wave at these expert observers, who ensure that everyone
does get served, usually in the right order, and without undue fuss,
noise or loss of temper.
Ordering etiquette
Rule number four:
If you wish to pay for your drinks individually, then order
individually; if you order as a group, the bar staff will total the
cost and expect a single payment.
A common sight during the tourist season is the large group of
tourists monopolising the entire bar counter, trying to order drinks
collectively and pay individually, confusing the bar staff and
annoying the regulars. If the bar is busy, individual orders and
payments will waste your time and the bar staffs, so it is best to
elect a spokesperson to order and pay for the drinks.
Research findings:
If you find this ritual baffling, you are not alone: most of the
tourists we interviewed found it utterly incredible. A Dutch visitor
expressed the views of many when he said: "I cannot understand
how the British ever manage to buy themselves a drink".
Rule number five:
In most British pubs, you pay for your drinks in cash, immediately
when you order them.
In terms of financial transactions, the ordinary British local is
not a 20th-century business. Although you will find some exceptions,
the majority of local pubs do not take credit cards for drinks, and
you will have to ask if you want a receipt. You should also expect
to pay for each drink or round of drinks when you order it. Credit
cards are becoming more widely accepted when ordering meals, but ask
before relying on them.
Ordering beer: the
basics
Simply asking for "a beer" in a British pub is a bit like asking for
"a
wine" in a French restaurant. There are hundreds
of different varieties of beer available, each with its own
distinctive taste and characteristics. Pubs often have a range of
around 20 different
beers behind the bar, many of them on draught (on
tap), some in bottles and a few in cans. They range from dark
stouts, through mild ales and bitter to lager - a light,
gold-coloured beer. (You would normally get lager if you just asked
for a beer in most other countries, including
Europe,
the
United States
and
Australia.)
Dont worry - you dont have to become a connoisseur to enjoy British
beer. At a basic level, the bar staff just need to know whether you
want bitter, lager or another sort of beer, and whether you want a
pint, a half, or one of the wide variety of imported and domestic
beers sold by the bottle (look at the glass-fronted coolers and
shelves behind the bar to see what bottled beers are available).
A pint is 0.568 litres (i.e. quite a big drink). A half means a
half-pint. The pint element is silent. When ordering, you just say
"A half of lager, please" or "A half of bitter, please".
This is very often shortened to "Half a lager, please" and so
on. The please is important.
If you are interested, there is a lot more to find out about the
endless different varieties of traditional British beers. Some
publicans and bar staff are very knowledgeable, and will be happy -
when they are not too busy serving the stuff - to explain it all to
you. Some natives are also extremely well-informed on this subject,
and will probably tell you much more than you could ever wish to
know about the merits of different beers.
The "And one for
yourself" ritual
Rule number six:
It is not customary to tip the publican or bar staff in British
pubs. Instead, if you wish, the common practice is to buy them a
drink.
To understand this particular element of pub etiquette, you need to
understand both the British attitude towards money, and the social
structure of the pub. The British tend to be rather squeamish and
embarrassed about money. Any sign of excessive interest in money is
considered vulgar, and obvious displays of wealth are viewed with
contempt rather than admiration. The publican and bar staff may be
providing you with a service in exchange for money, but it is not
appropriate to emphasise this aspect of the relationship. The social
structure of the pub is egalitarian: those serving behind the bar
are in no way inferior to the customers - indeed, the publican often
commands great respect. To give them a tip would be a reminder of
their service role, whereas to offer a drink is to treat them as
equals.
Buying the person who serves you a drink is not quite the equivalent
of giving a tip - it is by no means automatic or expected, in the
way tips are more or less automatic in many countries. Offering a
drink is a genuinely personal and friendly gesture.
The correct etiquette for offering a drink to the publican or bar
staff is to say "and one for yourself?", or "and will you
have one yourself?" at the end of your order. (If you are not
ordering drinks at the time, you may ask "Will you have a drink?",
but the first procedure is better, as it implies that you are having
a drink together.) Make your offer a question, not an instruction,
and do not bellow it out as though determined that the entire pub
should be aware of your generosity. If you want to be impeccably
British about it, avoid using the word buy. To say "Can I buy you
a drink?" is acceptable, but it does suggest that money is
involved. The natives are quite aware that money is involved, but
prefer not to draw attention to the fact.
Research findings:
American visitors experienced particular language-barrier problems
with two drinks: Cider and Martini. Please note that Cider, in
Britain,
is an alcoholic drink, of about the same strength as beer. If you
order "A Martini", you will not get a cocktail: you will get
a glass of Martini (vermouth) - no gin or vodka, and no olive.
If your "and one for yourself" offer is accepted, the
publican or bar staff will say "Thank you, Ill have a half
(or whatever)" and add the price of their chosen drink to the total
cost of your order. They will state the new total clearly - "Thatll
be four pounds twenty then, please". In this way, they can let
you know the price of the drink you have just bought them, without
directly mentioning the amount. The amount will not be large, as
etiquette requires publicans and bar staff to chose a relatively
inexpensive beverage when a customer offers them a drink. By stating
the revised total, they are also, in an indirect fashion, making you
aware of their abstemious choice.
This may initially seem like an unnecessarily convoluted and
tortuous way of giving someone a tip. Most visitors, however, find
the "and one for yourself" ritual a refreshingly friendly
alternative to the impersonal handing over of coins.
Feel free to offer a drink even when the bar is busy and the
publican or member of staff will not have time to consume it
immediately, or even to join you at all. It is quite appropriate for
them to accept your offer, add the price of their drink to your
order, and enjoy it later when the bar is less crowded. On pouring
the drink, even several hours later, the recipient will try to catch
your eye, and raise the glass to you in acknowledgement with a nod
and a smile, perhaps saying "cheers" or "thanks" if
you are within earshot.
Ordering food
There is no single, correct way to order a meal or snack in a pub.
Different pubs have different systems for ordering food: some take
meal orders at the bar, others have separate counters for food. Some
pubs have menus on the tables, others have menus on the bar counter
or chalked on blackboards - or both.
Wherever and however food is served, drinks must almost always be
purchased at the bar, so the best strategy is to go up to the bar
first, order your drinks and ask the bar staff what the procedure is
for ordering food.
Even if your food is brought to you at your table, the
no-waiter-service rule will probably still apply to drinks, so do
not expect the staff who bring your food to take orders for drinks
as well. You may find this custom irritating, but try to appreciate
the opportunities it gives you for friendly chats with the bar staff
and other natives. Pubs are not just about food and drink: pubs are
about sociability, and every trip to the bar to buy drinks is
another chance to make contact.
Some bar staffs pet hates:
O"People who keep everyone waiting while they decide what they
want to drink."
"People who cant remember their order, and have to keep running back
and forth or shouting over to their friends."
Z"People who order the Guinness last." (Guinness and other
stouts such as Beamish, Murphys and Gillespies take a while to pour
and settle. Always order these drinks first, so that the bar staff
can allow them to settle while preparing the rest of the round.)
"People who try to get rid of their old coins when Ive got a queue
of customers waiting."
(Counting out pennies causes delay and will annoy waiting customers
as well as busy bar staff.)
"People who hog the bar counter when the pub is very busy, blocking
the way so other people cant get served."
(By all means stand or sit at the bar when the pub is relatively
quiet, as this is the best way to meet people -
Making Contact but move away from the counter when the bar is
crowded.)
"Tourists who come in the pub just to use the toilets - someone
should tell them the difference between a Public House and a Public
Convenience!" (Public Convenience is the British euphemism for
public toilets. Toilets in pubs are for the use of customers, not
the general public. Speaking of euphemisms, toilets in pubs are
called The Ladies or The Gents and the signs on the toilet doors
say Ladies and Gentlemen.)
Tourist mistake:
A Japanese couple looked at the bar snacks menu and ordered five
dishes each, thinking that a bar snack must be the British
equivalent of a tiny sushi-bar portion. In British pubs, a bar snack
is a simple, one-item meal - such as a sandwich, a hamburger, a
pizza, a pork pie, etc. - but it is still a meal, not a nibble! In a
small, quiet pub, the bar staff would have realised that the order
must be a mistake, but this unfortunate couple happened to be in a
very large, busy pub, where the staff assumed that they were
ordering for a group of ten.
Enjoy your visit.
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